Bit By a Weasel

[Verse] Walking in the woods last night Something small gave me a fright Tiny teeth a sudden bite Man it was outta sight [Verse 2] Rushed to the doc in a hurry Told him 'bout my little furry He said "What is that exactly?" Got me feeling kinda wacky [Chorus] Bit by a weasel oh my gosh Doc don't know he's at a loss Bit by a weasel what the heck Now I've got a weasel neck [Verse 3] He grabbed his book of critters Searching pictures made him bitter Flipped through pages one by one Still had no clue what I'd done [Verse 4] Asked me did it have a tail Long and thin or was it frail Was it brown or was it pale And I thought I might just bail [Chorus] Bit by a weasel oh my gosh Doc don't know he's at a loss Bit by a weasel what the heck Now I've got a weasel neck