Lyrics
Mike walks in, it's 5 PM,
Vodka cranberry, here we go again.
Jäger shots, lined up on the bar,
He's got stories, they stretch too far.
Chorus:
Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see?
Time to go home, let us be.
But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say,
Please, Mike, just call it a day.
Verse 2:
Closing time’s come, but Mike’s still here,
Nursing his drink, full of cheer.
Bartenders sigh, seen it all before,
Wishing Mike would head out the door.
Chorus:
Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see?
Time to go home, let us be.
But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say,
Please, Mike, just call it a day.
Bridge:
He’s a fixture, a part of the scene,
Annoying yet charming, caught in between.
But when the clock strikes one, and we’re ready to close,
Mike’s still talking, and nobody knows...
Chorus:
Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see?
Time to go home, let us be.
But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say,
Please, Mike, just call it a day.
Outro:
So here's to Mike, our nightly friend,
May his visits never end.
But next time, Mike, hear our plea,
When it’s last call, just let us be.
Mike walks in, it's 5 PM,
Vodka cranberry, here we go again.
Jäger shots, lined up on the bar,
He's got stories, they stretch too far.
Chorus:
Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see?
Time to go home, let us be.
But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say,
Please, Mike, just call it a day.
[Bridge:]
We've tried every line in the book,
Subtle hints and that stern look.
But Mike's in his own little world,
A stubborn rock, can't be
Verse 2:
Closing time’s come, but Mike’s still here,
Nursing his drink, full of cheer.
Bartenders sigh, seen it all before,
Wishing Mike would head out the door.
Chorus:
Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see?
Time to go home, let us be.
But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say,
Please, Mike, just call it a day.
Bridge:
He’s a fixture, a part of the scene,
Annoying yet charming, caught in between.
But when the clock strikes one, and we’re ready to close,
Mike’s still talking, and nobody knows...
Chorus:
Oh, Mike, it's last call, can't you see?
Time to go home, let us be.
But Mike's never wrong, he's got a lot to say,
Please, Mike, just call it a day.
Outro:
So here's to Mike, our nightly friend,
May his visits never end.
But next time, Mike, hear our plea,
When it’s last call, just let us be.
