Costco

**(Verse 1)** Hopped in my ute, took a cruise down the motorway, To the land of endless bargains where the Kiwis love to play. Pulled up to Costco Westgate, it's the place I love the most, Grab a trolley, let's get rolling, it's a shopping overdose. **(Chorus)** Costco, oh Costco, where the bulk buys never end, From monster packs of loo roll to that rotisserie friend. With my trolley stacked to heaven, and my wallet feeling light, Costco, oh Costco, you're my retail delight. **(Verse 2)** Walked through those magic doors, it's a shopping wonderland, From massive bags of coffee beans to muffins so grand. Grabbed a bucket of Nutella, and a wheel of cheese so big, I'll need another fridge at home for this shopping gig. **(Chorus)** Costco, oh Costco, where the bulk buys never end, From monster packs of loo roll to that rotisserie friend. With my trolley stacked to heaven, and my wallet feeling light, Costco, oh Costco, you're my retail delight. **(Bridge)** Hit the café for a snack, grabbed a pizza slice so grand, Hot dogs for a couple bucks, they're the best in all the land. Filled the car up with some petrol, grabbed some tyres for a spare, Costco's got me sorted, no matter when or where. **(Verse 3)** The samples had me munching, free snacks at every turn, From cheese to sausage bites, they made my taste buds yearn. Queued up for the chicken, that rotisserie delight, I'll be back again next week, same Costco day and night. **(Chorus)** Costco, oh Costco, where the bulk buys never end, From monster packs of loo roll to that rotisserie friend. With my trolley stacked to heaven, and my wallet feeling light, Costco, oh Costco, you're my retail delight. **(Outro)** So here's a toast to Costco, the ultimate retail king, With our membership in hand, we'll buy everything. Every weekend we're there, with a trolley and a plan, Costco, oh Costco, we're your biggest fans.