Lyrics
*Verse 1:*
In the land of kitchen chaos, where the sugar mountains rise,
Lives our tiny hero, Sir Ant, with a mustache in his eyes.
With a heart as bold as lions, and a will that never bends,
He climbs the snowy sugar peaks, where the sweet adventure never ends...or so he pretends.
*Chorus:*
Sir Ant, on the mount, watch him stand so high,
Fighting off the giants that come to try...and usually failing, but he tries!
His quest for the golden grains so sweet,
A tiny knight, no feat too steep...except for that one time he got stuck in the cheese grater.
*Verse 2:*
Armed with legs of lightning, and eyes that see the night,
He battles crumb invaders under the pale moonlight...but mostly just gets lost in the crumbs.
Each grain a treasure, each step a new found land,
Sir Ant moves mountains...of sugar...with just his tiny hands...and a few well-placed sneezes.
*Bridge:*
Over crumbs and puddles, he marches through the night,
A guardian of the granules, in the flickering light...of the fridge.
Legends will remember, the tales that we recant,
Of the bravest little soldier, the warrior known as Ant...who's actually just a tiny ant in a kitchen.
Legends will remember, the tales that we recant,
Of the bravest little soldier, the warrior known as Ant...who's actually just a tiny ant in a kitchen.
*Verse 3:*
As dawn breaks the shadows, and the night creatures flee,
Sir Ant stands victorious, on the mount for all to see...or at least, he thinks he does.
A monument of courage, on a hill of crystal sand,
He guards his sweet dominion, a hero in Antland...population: 1.
*Outro:*
So here's to Sir Ant, with his armor gleaming bright,
May his days be joyful and his burdens light...but let's be real, he's just an ant.
Climbing sugar mountains, where legends dare to stand,
A tiny hero, giant in a land so grand...ly exaggerated.
