Grandma's Great Escape

[Verse] Granny made a jailbreak, busted out last night, Took her walker and some sass, under moonlight bright. We found her down Main Street, in her Sunday best, Playing cards with old Tim Jones, beating all the rest. [Verse 2] She raided the pantry, took all the fruit pies, Left a ransom note behind, with a wink in her eyes. Said she’s off to Vegas, to chase those neon lights, Forgetting all her medicines and her daily fights. [Chorus] Runaway grandma, breaking all the rules, Shuffling those cards, hustling all the fools. Grandma's on the loose now, town’s in a rage, Look out, world, she’s busted out of her cage! [Verse 3] The sheriff’s out scouring, but she’s a slippery dame, While she’s down at Daisy’s, enjoying the poker game. High on laughter and bit of homemade gin, She's got more tricks, than a basket of sin. [Verse 4] Found her at the honky-tonk, dancing past midnight, Swinging with the cowboys, under disco lights. She's been planning this caper, since last Halloween, Now she's out living life, like a wild-eyed queen. [Chorus] Runaway grandma, breaking all the rules, Shuffling those cards, hustling all the fools. Grandma's on the loose now, town’s in a rage, Look out, world, she’s busted out of her cage!