Turn It Up

[Intro] Chatroom... Is this shit on? ### Verse 1 I walked into McDonald's, craving something nice, A classic Filet-O-Fish, but I had to think twice. I stepped up to the counter, ready to place my wish, "Can I get a fish fillet, but hold the fish?" ### Chorus Oh, I want a fish fillet with no fish, Just the bun, the cheese, and tartar, that's my wish. No swimming in the sea, no fishy bite for me, Just a fish fillet with no fish, and I'll be so happy! ### Verse 2 The cashier looked confused, like they'd never heard before, A fish fillet with no fish? What are you asking for? I said, "Just the sauce, the cheese, and the bun, A unique McDonald's treat, oh, this will be fun!" ### Chorus Oh, I want a fish fillet with no fish, Just the bun, the cheese, and tartar, that's my wish. No swimming in the sea, no fishy bite for me, Just a fish fillet with no fish, and I'll be so happy! ### Bridge People in line turned and stared, Whispered, "Is this guy for real? Is he all there?" But I stood my ground, with a smile on my face, In the land of fast food, I found my happy place. ### Verse 3 They handed me my order, with a curious smile, I opened up the wrapper, it was all worth the while. No fish, just the extras, my unique delight, A fish fillet with no fish, oh, what a sight! ### Chorus Oh, I got my fish fillet with no fish, Just the bun, the cheese, and tartar, it's my dish. No swimming in the sea, no fishy bite for me, Just a fish fillet with no fish, and I'm so happy! ### Outro So next time you're at Mickey D's, and you want to try, A fish fillet with no fish, give it a try, don't be shy. It's a quirky little treat, an odd but tasty wish, A fish fillet with no fish, it's pure McDonald's bliss!