Lyrics
[Verse 1 - Solo, Confident]
I'm a triple threat, a star in the making
My talent's so remarkable, it's almost earth-shaking
I'll be the next big thing, just wait and see
Broadway, Hollywood, they'll all want me
[Verse 2 - Other Voices Join, Equally Confident]
(I'm a prodigy, a legend in my own time)
(My voice is so remarkable, it's almost a crime)
(I'm the dance sensation, I'll make them all cheer)
(My acting's so remarkable, I'll move them to tears)
[Chorus - Full Company, Ironically Harmonizing]
We're all remarkable, each one a shining star
(I'll dazzle on the stage, and raise the bar)
(My comic timing's perfect, I'll make them guffaw)
(I'm a master of improv, I never miss a cue)
We're all convinced we're special, we stand out from the queue
(My magic is unparalleled, I'll leave them in awe)
(I'll win an Oscar, a Tony, and a Grammy too)
We're all remarkable, or so we construe
[Bridge - Main Character, Realization]
But wait, I've been to twenty auditions
And haven't gotten a single callback or addition
Maybe I'm not as remarkable as I thought
Maybe my dreams of stardom will come to naught
[Chorus - Full Company, Commiserating]
We're all unremarkable, just faces in the crowd
(I've been to a hundred auditions, and never stood out)
(I've danced my heart out, but no one took note)
(I've sung my soul bare, but it didn't strike a chord)
We're all just hopeful dreamers, our futures yet untold
(I've written plays and skits, but none have been sold)
(My magic tricks fall flat, the audience looks bored)
We're all unremarkable, or so we've been told
[Outro - Main Character, Determined]
But I won't let that stop me, I'll find my own way
I'll write a show so remarkable, it'll make them say
"That guy's a genius, a brilliant mind"
I'll cast myself in the lead, and leave rejection behind
I may not be remarkable now, but just wait and see
I'll make them believe in the remarkable me!