Lyrics
Verse 1
Every morning starts with a battle, the sink's a bloody scene,
Toothpaste like warpaint, my mouthwash fierce and mean.
Scrubbing each molar, a soldier in a porcelain fight,
“I’m brushing and flossing fine, cuz I haven’t lost all my teeth yet,” right?
Chorus
Oh, I’m minty, I’m fresh, a peppermint parade,
Dodging every cavity, every dental raid.
Floss like I’m sewing, threads so tight and clean,
Gums might be receding, but hey, at least they're unseen.
Verse 2
Dentist says I'm doing fine, but offers a little thread,
Says "This here's your lifeline—without it, teeth are dead."
But I smile and nod, while my molars quietly scheme,
They plot their revenge for every missed flossing dream.
Bridge
“Any pain?” asks the doc, peering in with a grin,
I mumble through tools, “Nope, all good within.”
Yet every cold drink’s a sting, every sweet’s a dare,
In the candy store of life, I'm woefully unaware.
Chorus
Oh, I’m minty, I’m fresh, a peppermint parade,
Dodging every cavity, every dental raid.
Floss like I’m sewing, threads so tight and clean,
Gums might be receding, but hey, at least they're unseen.
Verse 3
I’m the king of quick brush, the duke of last-minute floss,
In the mirror’s reflection, I laugh at dental loss.
“But I’m brushing and flossing fine, haven’t lost a tooth yet!”
As I spit out the truth with a tinge of regret.
Outro
So here’s to the smiles, all shiny and styled,
To the teeth hanging on by a thread, so beguiled.
Keep brushing, keep flossing, in denial so divine,
Because we’re all just fine, till we’re not, online.
Echoes fade
“Still got all my teeth,” a mantra so sweet,
In the dental hygiene game, I won't accept defeat.
“Still got all my teeth,” a mantra so sweet,
In the dental hygiene game, I won't accept defeat.
