Lyrics
In the dead of night, when the moon is bright,
And the shadows dance with a fiendish delight,
He followed you home from a Bathroom Stall,
licking his lips and unhinging his jaw,
And a fear that brings you to your knees.
In the darkness under, where the eye can't see,
Willem Dafoe waits patiently.
Chorus:
Willem Dafoe, under your bed,
Whispers of nightmares fill your head.
With a grin so wide, and eyes so keen,
He's the spookiest sight you've ever seen.
On this Halloween, he's the king of dread,
Willem Dafoe, under your bed.
Verse 2:
The clock ticks slow, every second a year,
You're paralyzed by an unspoken fear.
You dare not peek, dare not make a sound,
For in your room, he's surely found.
Beneath the bed, where darkness is fed,
Lurks the Shit Eating Grin of Willem Dafoe's head.
watch your toes cause he's gonna lick,
if you're lucky he might touch your dick.
(Chorus)
Crawling out from under your bed,
With a grin that spreads, and eyes that dread,
Willem Dafoe, in the night, unfed,
Whispers secrets of the undead.
(Verse 2)
Silence breaks, as the floorboards creak,
A presence felt, but he does not speak,
In the corners where the faint-hearted seek,
Willem's here, the outlook's bleak.
(Verse 3)
With a smile that chills to the
(Verse 3)
With a smile that chills to the bone,
He whispers secrets in a ghostly tone,
"Stay awake, for you're not alone,"
Willem's presence, chillingly known.
(bridge)
Dressed Like the Green Goblin, Shouting
Spider-man you're not my friend
Don't Tell Harry Peter
I've been laying Pipe to your Aunt Mae
If it's not Halloween, he'll be dressed as a Drag Queen, oh the spookiest you've ever seen
(outro)
I told you not to touch my pumpkin bomb
Now I'm gonna jerk your dick you ungrateful spider prick
Yeah, that's it, we went off the deep end. I'm sorry, not really, Willem Dafoe is gonna get you, gonna tickle your dick.
