Oy Vey, Tape Worm Blues

[Verse] I had a little worm, he was oh so small (oy vey) Living in my belly, having a ball (oy vey) He ate my matzo, he ate my latkes (oy vey) Oy vey, this tape worm has got me in a state (oy vey) [Verse 2] He squirms all day, he squirms all night (oy vey) Gnawing at my kishkes, what a sight (oy vey) I tried some medicine, but it's no use (oy vey) Oy vey, this tape worm's got me feeling so confused (oy vey) [Chorus] Oy vey, tape worm blues (oy vey) Oy vey, what's a Jew to do? (oy vey) Oy vey, this tape worm's got me in a bind (oy vey) Oy vey, I'm losing my mind (oy vey)