Stand-Up Comedy (Bowling)

spoken word, stand-up, live

April 19th, 2024suno

Lyrics

[Spoken word] You ever notice how bowling shoes make you feel like you're walking on the moon? I mean, they're so clunky, you practically need a NASA engineer to lace them up for you. (Rawring Laughter) (Laughter) [Spoken word] And what's the deal with those automatic bumpers they put up for kids? It's like, "Congratulations, Timmy, you just got a perfect game... with a little help from the bumpers. Next thing you know, they'll be giving out participation trophies for using the ramp to roll the ball down." (Laughter) [Spoken word] And let's talk about bowling balls. They're like the rebellious teenagers of the sports world. You've got the one that veers off into the gutter every chance it gets, and then there's the overachiever that hooks so much, you'd think it's auditioning for a role in a pirate movie. "Arrr, matey! I'm here to plunder the pins!" (Laughter) [Spoken word] But hey, despite all the quirks, there's something undeniably fun about bowling, right? There's that rush you get when you release the ball and watch it glide down the lane, hoping and praying it hits its mark. And when it does, there's nothing quite like that feeling of knocking down all ten pins. [Spoken Word] It's like winning the lottery, except instead of cash, you get bragging rights and a sore arm the next day. [Laughter] [Spoken Word] So, here's to bowling, the sport that teaches us that sometimes it's okay to aim for the gutter, as long as you're having a good time along the way. [Laughter] [Laughter] [Wooooo!] And if all else fails, just remember, there's always bumper cars![Laughter] I mean, bumper bowling! [Laughter} Thanks, folks, you've been a great crowd! [W]

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