Ralph Cruz's Retirement Blues v2

Ralph Cruz, he’s a man on the loose, Can’t settle down, always gotta choose. First, it was Montana, where the mountains call, But next thing you know, he’s back to learning y’all. Ralph Cruz, got the retirement blues, From language books to antique guns, he’s always got the news. One day it’s algebra, next it’s AI cues, He’s runnin’ wild and free, that ol’ Ralph Cruz. He dabbled in investing, thought he’d buy some land, In North Carolina, with a plan so grand. But then he got to thinkin’ ‘bout property and rent, And now he’s crunchin’ numbers, where did his time went? Ralph Cruz, got the retirement blues, From property deals to Chat GPT, he’s always got the clues. One day it’s Montana, next it’s bad stews, He’s a restless soul, that ol’ Ralph Cruz. Now Ralph’s in the kitchen, cookin’ up a storm, But every single meal’s got him wishin’ he’d reformed. From burnt toast to chili with no kick or spice, His culinary skills, well, they ain’t too nice. Ralph Cruz, got the retirement blues, From bad recipes to language reviews. One day it’s algebra, next it’s antique guns, He’s searchin’ for somethin’, always on the run. So here’s to Ralph Cruz, who’ll never stand still, He’s chasin’ new obsessions, always lookin’ for a thrill. Whether it’s AI or a land far away, Ralph’s got the time, and he’ll find a way!