The Dining Room Table Blues

[Verse] Well, she left me for a table, it’s a tale hard to believe, One minute she was here, next in love with some mahogany. I saw the way she polished it, I'd thought it was just wood, But she took her vows with furniture, found a life she understood. [Verse 2] Now they're living in the parlor, ain't that quite a sight, She says it’s a solid love, one that feels so right. Little baby tables scattered 'round the room, Legs a-kickin', tops a-glistening, filling up her womb. [Chorus] Oh, the dining room table blues, won't you hear my lonesome cry, She found herself a sturdy love, and left me high and dry. She wed herself a centerpiece, now baby tables roam, In that house I once called mine, but no longer feels like home.