The Day My Pickup Got a Job

(Verse 1) Well, I got a pickup truck, and it’s seen better days, It’s got a few dents and it runs on fumes and praise. But one morning I woke up, and to my surprise, That old truck was in the barn, wearin’ a suit and tie! (Chorus) My pickup got a job, and it’s workin’ 9 to 5, With a briefcase in the cab and a schedule to drive. It’s the talk of the town, oh, what a crazy scene, When your old truck’s makin’ bucks and livin’ the dream! (Verse 2) It’s pullin’ up to office, honkin’ at the clock, With a bumper sticker sayin’ “I’m the boss, not a schmuck.” It’s got a shiny new grill and a freshly waxed bed, And it’s signin’ deals and contracts while I’m scratchin’ my head. (Chorus) My pickup got a job, and it’s workin’ 9 to 5, With a briefcase in the cab and a schedule to drive. It’s the talk of the town, oh, what a crazy scene, When your old truck’s makin’ bucks and livin’ the dream! (Bridge) It’s tellin’ all the other trucks, “I’m the big shot now,” With a “Company of the Year” award, and a formal bow. But when it comes back home, it’s still a bit of a mess, Just sittin’ in the driveway, lookin’ like it’s dressed to impress! (Chorus) My pickup got a job, and it’s workin’ 9 to 5, With a briefcase in the cab and a schedule to drive. It’s the talk of the town, oh, what a crazy scene, When your old truck’s makin’ bucks and livin’ the dream! (Outro) So if you see a pickup truck all suited up and slick, Just know it’s got a job and it’s workin’ real quick. It’s a tale of triumph, and it’s plain to see, Even old trucks can chase their dreams, just like me!