Lyrics
[Short Intro]
**Verse 1:**
There’s one food that drives me round the bend,
Blueberries, mate, they’re the joke that won’t end,
They taste so sweet, but let’s not pretend,
They’re purple as a grape, that’s where the fun begins.
**Pre-Chorus:**
Who named these things? A toddler with a crayon?
The berry-naming crew must’ve been long gone,
“Blue” is a laugh, mate, it’s a cosmic joke,
It’s the fruit world’s prank, so just have a smoke.
**Chorus:**
Blueberry blunder, it’s a berry disaster,
Purple in colour, but “blue” is the master,
Naming gone awry, it’s a riotous con,
It’s a fruity farce, so let’s all sing along!
**Verse 2:**
Spinach was promised to make us strong,
Like Popeye, they said, “Just munch along!”
But now we’ve got blueberries, a colourful fib,
Purple and sweet, it’s a total rib!
**Pre-Chorus:**
Was it a joke, or just a big laugh?
The berry namers must’ve had too much draft,
“Blue” is a name that’s utterly bonkers,
It’s the fruit world’s gag, a real laugh for connoisseurs.
**Chorus:**
Blueberry blunder, it’s a berry disaster,
Purple in colour, but “blue” is the master,
Naming gone awry, it’s a riotous con,
It’s a fruity farce, so let’s all sing along!
**Bridge:**
Next time you’re munching these violet treats,
Remember the name game, and just laugh in the streets,
Forget the colour, just relish the taste,
But “blue” in the title’s a joke we embrace!
**Chorus:**
Blueberry blunder, it’s a berry disaster,
Purple in colour, but “blue” is the master,
Naming gone awry, it’s a riotous con,
It’s a fruity farce, so let’s all sing along!
**Outro:**
Here’s to blueberries, they’re sweet but absurd,
Purple as can be, and that’s the word,
We’ll keep on munching and laugh till the end,
But “blue” in their name? It’s a jest from a friend!
