
Mr. Hinnies & Mr. Neighs
standup comedy, horse sound effects, animals
July 19th, 2024suno
Lyrics
[comedian]
Hey folks, thanks for coming out tonight! You ever notice how horses have a lot to say? I mean, seriously, it's like they have their own language. Let me show you what I mean.
[horse impression]
*whinny* *neigh* *snort* *hinnies*
[comedian]
Whoa there! Steady now! It's like they're trying to tell us something important, right?
[horse impression]
*whinny* *neigh* *snort*
[comedian]
Easy, easy. It's alright, boy. Calm down, fella. Ever try to calm a horse down? It's like talking to your car when it won't start. "Come on, baby, you got this!"
[horse impression]
*snort* *hinnies*
[comedian]
OK there, fella! Good boy. You're alright. And they look at you like, "Really? That's all you got?"
[horse impression]
*whinny* *neigh*
[comedian]
Steady. You're safe, boy. It's like when you're trying to reassure your buddy after a bad breakup. "You're safe, bro. Plenty of fish in the sea!"
[horse impression]
*snort* *hinnies*
[comedian]
Whoa there! Calm down now. Easy, easy. You ever have one of those days where you feel like you're just saying the same thing over and over?
[horse impression]
*whinny* *neigh*
[comedian]
It's alright, boy. You're safe. It's like talking to yourself in the mirror before a big presentation. "You've got this. You're safe. You're alright."
[horse impression]
*snort* *hinnies*
[comedian]
There, there. Calm down, fella. Good boy. Yeah, just like that. Good boy. How many times do we need to hear it before we believe it, right?
[horse impression]
*whinny* *neigh*
[comedian]
OK there, fella. Easy now. You're alright. It's like the world's worst meditation app. "Breathe in... you're alright. Breathe out... good boy."
[horse impression]
*snort* *hinnies*
[comedian]
Steady. You're safe, boy. Whoa there! Calm down now. We could all use a little steady, right? Like when the WiFi cuts out during a Netflix binge.
[horse impression]
*whinny* *neigh*
[comedian]
Easy, easy. It's alright, boy. There, there. Calm down, fella. Good boy. If only life came with its own cowboy to keep us in line.
[horse impression]
*snort* *hinnies*
[comedian]
OK there, fella! Good boy. You're alright. Thanks for listening, folks. You've been a great audience. Remember, steady now, and easy does it!
[End]
[End]
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