Funky Academic

(Verse 1) He's got the brains, he's got the brawn, Muscles bulging out till dawn. Professor with a funky flair, Rocking glasses with his slicked back hair. Nerd alert on campus, it's a sight to see, University of Graz is where he loves to be. Studying hard, lifting weights too, His favorite part? The boys, it’s true! (Chorus) Uhhhhh! It's Crispy Boy Week! Uhhhh! Feel the groove, don't be meek! Uhhhhh! It's Crispy Boy Week! Uhhhh! Lift those books, let knowledge peak! (Verse 2) From lecture hall to the gym floor, Spreading funk like never before. His geeky jokes, his smarty pants, In every step, he's got that dance. Talks of theory, talks of rhyme, His energy's funky, never a crime. Crispy Boys are lining up the block, He loves the crowd, they rock his chalk. (Chorus) Uhhhhh! It's Crispy Boy Week! Uhhhh! Feel the groove, don't be meek! Uhhhhh! It's Crispy Boy Week! Uhhhh! Lift those books, let knowledge peak! (Bridge) Crispy knowledge, crispy fun, Funky teachings just begun. Flex those minds, flex those thighs, He loves the boys, they're his prize! (Verse 3) Nerdy, funky, muscled charm, This professor’s causing academic alarm. With a syllabus and barbells in hand, He’s the hottest one by popular demand. (Chorus) Uhhhhh! It's Crispy Boy Week! Uhhhh! Feel the groove, don't be meek! Uhhhhh! It's Crispy Boy Week! Uhhhh! Lift those books, let knowledge peak! (Repeat and fade out)