Sock

[Chorus] Where have all my socks gone? They vanish like ghosts, it's some kind of magic! I search everywhere, in the closet and under the bed, They're probably throwing a dance party in the washing machine. [Verse 1] I have a red sock and a green one, but where's the pair? Maybe the laundry monster ate them, he's been living there since spring. I look in corners, I search in the trash bag, They're probably laughing to tears, hidden somewhere in a pocket. [Chorus] Where have all my socks gone? They vanish like ghosts, it's some kind of magic! I search everywhere, in the closet and under the bed, They're probably throwing a dance party in the washing machine. [Verse 2] Maybe socks have their own secret life, As soon as I fall asleep, they start their disco in the closet. I even tried to set a trap with cheese, But they're clever, they escaped me again, oh, bad luck! [Chorus] Where have all my socks gone? They vanish like ghosts, it's some kind of magic! I search everywhere, in the closet and under the bed, They're probably throwing a dance party in the washing machine. [Bridge] Tomorrow I'll go to the store, buy new socks, But will that solve the problem? Or will they disappear again in droves? [solo guitar] Chorus] Where have all my socks gone? They vanish like ghosts, it's some kind of magic! I search everywhere, in the closet and under the bed, They're probably throwing a dance party in the washing machine. [end]