This is Woodhouse

[verse 1] I sit in my chair all day Makin' sure the chat is okay If you do somethin' dumb Oh boy you'd better run See, I'm the sheriff of these parts A black-belt in kara-tee You might think you're tough But you don't wanna mess with me [chorus] This old man ain't to be fooled with You better understand If you start misbehavin' You'll feel the back of my hand [verse 2] Some folk, they swing by Askin' about ol' Chirp It saddens me to tell them That he's buried in the dirt I shed a tear every time Someone says his name I could get a new bird But it just wouldn't be the same [chorus] This old man ain't always mean You better understand As long as you be behavin' I will be your friend [end]