多謝外公

cantonese, rap, male voice

March 20th, 2024suno

Lyrics

咁多位早晨,我今日嚟,係想同你哋講個故事嘅: 喺幾年前 我同一個寡婦結咗婚 佢有一個已成年嘅女 後來嫁咗比我老豆 咁我繼女就做咗我後媽 而我老豆就做咗我女婿 兩年後我老婆同我生咗一個仔 佢喺我後媽嘅同母異父嘅細佬 我個仔叫我「老豆」 我就叫我個仔「舅父」 我繼女又為我老豆生咗一個仔 佢喺我細佬 但佢又要叫我外公 我喺我老婆個老公 但喺我老婆喺我後媽個阿媽喎 所以我喺自己嘅外公 到咗新年 嚟料喇 我就同我後媽同我老豆 即係同我繼女同女婿交換利是 我封廿蚊比我個仔 佢話:「多謝老豆!」 我又答返佢:「唔洗,舅父!喺呢,咁我嗰封呢?」 「你都痴線,我結咗婚喇咩?」唉,我自己都亂咗... 食團年飯嗰陣 我喺抬面上面放咗一封一千蚊利是 再拎返封利是上手 叫咗聲:「多謝外公!」 好彩唔喺街姐 唔係真係比人捉去青山瞓一排 而家諗返自己真喺痴痴地線 自己比錢自己洗 咪即係去自己鋪頭買野...

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