多謝外公

cantonese, rap, male voice

March 20th, 2024suno

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咁多位早晨，我今日嚟，係想同你哋講個故事嘅：喺幾年前我同一個寡婦結咗婚佢有一個已成年嘅女後來嫁咗比我老豆咁我繼女就做咗我後媽而我老豆就做咗我女婿兩年後我老婆同我生咗一個仔佢喺我後媽嘅同母異父嘅細佬我個仔叫我「老豆」我就叫我個仔「舅父」我繼女又為我老豆生咗一個仔佢喺我細佬但佢又要叫我外公我喺我老婆個老公但喺我老婆喺我後媽個阿媽喎所以我喺自己嘅外公到咗新年嚟料喇我就同我後媽同我老豆即係同我繼女同女婿交換利是我封廿蚊比我個仔佢話：「多謝老豆！」我又答返佢：「唔洗，舅父！喺呢，咁我嗰封呢？」「你都痴線，我結咗婚喇咩？」唉，我自己都亂咗... 食團年飯嗰陣我喺抬面上面放咗一封一千蚊利是再拎返封利是上手叫咗聲：「多謝外公！」好彩唔喺街姐唔係真係比人捉去青山瞓一排而家諗返自己真喺痴痴地線自己比錢自己洗咪即係去自己鋪頭買野...