Normretton Serenade

[Jazz intro] [Verse] In a quaint little village, by the sea so serene, Lived Elise, a gal with a heritage unseen. She'd strut through the market, head held up high, Claiming she was Norman, oh my, oh my! But the locals knew better, they'd wink and they'd grin, For Elise had a secret, a Breton heart within. Her accent was twirly, like a buttery croissant, Yet she'd swear by Camembert, with a Normandy flaunt. [Power Chorus] Elise, Elise, oh, what a delightful tease, A dash of Breton mischief, a Normandy breeze. She'd dance on the border, her roots all a blur, A pinch of baguette, and a splash of cider. [Piano Solo] [Verse] One day at the tavern, she'd sip her Calvados, Debating with Pierre, who'd roll his eyes so. "Elise, mon amie," he'd say with a smirk, "Your Breton beret's showing, it's a dead giveaway work!" But Elise would retort, "Non, non, Pierre, you jest! I'm as Norman as Camembert, put it to the test!" She'd raise her glass high, in a Normandy cheer, While secretly humming a Breton sea shanty near. [Bridge] Now, Elise's heart danced like a Celtic jig, Caught between butter cookies and crêpes so big. She'd blend her heritage, a delightful mishmash, A pinch of Mont St. Michel, and a dollop of kouign-amann hash. So here's to Elise, our quirky crossbreed gal, With a Breton soul hidden beneath her straw hat's brim. She'd sing in two tongues, dance with both feet, And when asked about origins, she'd just wink and repeat: "I'm Normretton, mes amis, a delightful mix indeed!" [Melancoly Chorus] As the sun sets over cider orchards so green, Elise winks at the moon, her secret unseen. She's a Normretton blend, a delightful surprise, Breton roots, Norman flair, under star-studded skies. So raise your glasses high, let laughter cascade, For Elise, our crossbreed gal, in her quirky charade. Her heart knows no borders, her spirit takes flight, A Normretton anthem, under the moon's soft light. [Fade to end] [End]