Lyrics
Someone is smoking in the terrace
(They're just pushing the limit aren't they?)
like they’re in a 1950s film.
(I’d rather watch paint dry.)
I’d pay good money to see that.
(Or count the tiles on the floor.)
That could be a whole performance
(Professional tile counting)
You'd make a killing
(Or at least enough for coffee.)
Speaking of coffee, you think the machine will ever get restocked?
(I’m starting to hallucinate coffee beans.)
I saw a documentary about Monkey spit coffee
(like they chewed and spit them out?)
Yeah, it was surprisingly interesting.
(I bet.)
I am cutting down on caffeine lately though
(I'd rather drink tea, to be honest.)
Oh, the humanity.
(same addiction different drinks)
But seriously, tea is underrated.
(You’re telling me.)
I once tried to grow a tea plant.
(No way.)
It died.
(Of course it did.)
I told my roommate it would happen.
(Classic.)
So, what do you think about the new show?
(Haven’t seen it.)
It’s like a car crash you can’t look away from.
(Sounds riveting.)
I’m being sarcastic.
(I know.)
Can you imagine being on a reality show?
(I’d rather eat worms.)
strong statement.
(I stand by it.)
I heard the director got a lizard.
(Perfect. Let’s see how far that goes.)
Can’t wait.
(This is our masterpiece.)
Absolutely.
(History in the making.)
You bet.
(So, when do we win a Turner Prize?)
Or at least a free coffee.
(That’s more realistic.)
Let’s hope so.
(We should write a book.)
Or a screenplay.
(A silent film.)
Perfect.
(No words needed.)
Just facial expressions and dramatic pauses.
(We could be famous.)
Or at least mildly recognised.
(That’s a start.)
I’m hungry.
(Me too.)
Want to get a bento?
(Absolutely.)
Let’s do this.
