Oops A-Daisy

[Verse] Walking down the street so fine Feeling fresh like sparkling wine Oops a daisy what a surprise All the gas began to rise [Verse 2] Thought I’d let a little toot Suddenly I’m in pursuit Something slipped couldn’t deny Now I’m walking funny my oh my [Chorus] Oh no oh no what did I do In the middle of town now it’s poo Trying to hide it keep it cool But nature’s joke made me a fool [Verse 3] Stepping lightly feeling shy People staring passing by Wish I wore my sturdy boots Now I’m stuck in soiled pursuits [Bridge] Life’s a game of ups and downs Sometimes smiles sometimes frowns Trying hard to make a plan But I’m just a gassy man [Chorus] Oh no oh no what did I do In the middle of town now it’s poo Trying to hide it keep it cool But nature’s joke made me a fool