Lyrics
Gotcha. Here's a new version of the Possum Pincher song, inspired by the style and structure of "Life Could Be a Dream" but with original lyrics:
Doo-wop, sha-na-na
Doo-wop, sha-na-na-na
Cruisin' down the street, just me and my possums
Pinching them left and right, life is full of awesome
People think I'm strange, but I don't pay no mind
I'm the Possum Pincher, one of a kind
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Possum Pincher)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Pinching all night long)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Possum Pincher)
Whoa-oh-oh (Can't go wrong)
Momma says "Settle down, find a girl to love"
But I got my possums, fitting like a glove
We're a perfect team, roaming wild and free
The Possum Pincher's life is the life for me
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Possum Pincher)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Living life my way)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Possum Pincher)
Whoa-oh-oh (Every night and day)
Bridge:
Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-da-da-da-da
Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-da-da-da-da
Ba-dum-bum-bum, ba-da-da-da-da-da
Sha-na-na
Some folks settle down, but that ain't for me
I'll keep pinching possums, living life carefree
Cruisin' with my critters, kings of the night
The Possum Pincher's here, and it feels so right
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Possum Pincher)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Doing what I do)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Possum Pincher)
Whoa-oh-oh (Through and through)
Doo-wop, sha-na-na
Doo-wop, sha-na-na-na
Momma says "Settle down, find a girl to love"
But I got my possums, fitting like a glove
We're a perfect team, roaming wild and free
The Possum Pincher's life is the life for me
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Possum Pincher)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Living life my way)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Possum Pincher)
Whoa-oh-oh (Every night and day)
Some folks settle down, but that ain't for me
I'll keep pinching possums, living life carefree
Cruisin' with my critters, kings of the night
The Possum Pincher's here, and it feels so right
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Possum Pincher)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Doing what I do)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh (Possum Pincher)
Whoa-oh-oh (Through and through)