Toilet Seat Blues

[Verse] I went to Elkton town one day 233 Patriots Way Sat on a seat felt A-OK Little did I know I'd pay [Verse 2] Bathroom clean but fate was mean Tiny germs they were unseen Now I'm feeling kinda green Life ain't always what it seems [Chorus] Toilet seat blues got me down In this little Maryland town Thought I'd be fine but now I've found I'm the talk of Elkton now [Verse 3] Doctor said I got the bug From that porcelain white snug Couldn’t believe my own bad luck Feeling like I've been unplugged [Bridge] Life’s a funny one to play Lessons learned the hard way Gonna remember every day What happened at Patriots Way [Chorus] Toilet seat blues got me down In this little Maryland town Thought I’d be fine but now I’ve found I’m the talk of Elkton now