Lyrics
(Verse 1)
I’m the king of the rhythm, call me the rhyme czar,
Got a thesaurus in hand, yeah, I’m goin’ far.
I’m a poet of prose, a raconteur of diction,
Droppin’ words like "felicity" with no real conviction.
(Chorus)
I’m spittin’ out words, like a verbal machine,
Flabbergast, thaumaturge, you know what I mean?
My vocabulary’s massive, my lexicon supreme,
But half the time, I don’t know what they mean!
(Verse 2)
Yo, I’m oscillatin’ lyrics like a pendulum swing,
Throwin’ in "onomatopoeia" just to make it sting.
I’m like a wordsmith wizard, castin’ linguistic spells,
But I’m just sayin’ stuff that doesn’t ring any bells.
(Chorus)
I’m spittin’ out words, like a verbal machine,
Flabbergast, thaumaturge, you know what I mean?
My vocabulary’s massive, my lexicon supreme,
But half the time, I don’t know what they mean!
(Bridge)
I’m precipitatin’ verses like cumulonimbus,
Droppin’ "sesquipedalian" just to sound prestigious.
I’m an erudite master, with no comprehension,
Mixin’ metaphors so bad, I need an intervention.
(Verse 3)
I’m verisimilitude incarnate, with a proclivity for rhymes,
Throwin’ random syllables like I’m outta my mind.
I’m so loquacious, I’m bodacious, but man, let’s be real,
Even I don’t get what’s the deal with this spiel.
(Chorus)
I’m spittin’ out words, like a verbal machine,
Flabbergast, thaumaturge, you know what I mean?
My vocabulary’s massive, my lexicon supreme,
But half the time, I don’t know what they mean!
(Outro)
So take a lesson from me, with my loquacious wordplay,
Sometimes less is more, that’s all I gotta say.
But if you wanna rap bad, just follow my lead,
Grab a thesaurus and rhyme, that’s all you need!
