The Dark Lords of Laundry

Verse 1: In the darkest corner of the house, Where shadows loom and spirits rouse, The laundry piles, a mountain high, We are the lords, we do not die! Chorus: We are the Dark Lords of Laundry, Conquering stains and socks that flee, With bleach and fury, we decree, The laundry room is our domain, eternally! Verse 2: The washing machine, it roars with rage, A battleground where we engage, Against the stains that dare defy, Our mighty powers, they will comply! Chorus: We are the Dark Lords of Laundry, Conquering stains and socks that flee, With bleach and fury, we decree, The laundry room is our domain, eternally! Bridge: Spin cycle vortex, a whirlpool of doom, In the dryer’s heat, the lint will consume, Detergent warriors, we stand tall, No fabric softener will make us fall! Verse 3: Lost socks whisper in the night, In the abyss, they’ve taken flight, But we shall hunt them, one by one, Until the final load is done! Chorus: We are the Dark Lords of Laundry, Conquering stains and socks that flee, With bleach and fury, we decree, The laundry room is our domain, eternally! Outro: So heed this warning, ye who dread, The laundry day, the fear it spreads, For we, the Dark Lords, rise again, In cycles endless, till the end!