Star-Crossed Laughs

Intro [Key: C Major, 4/4 Time Signature] In fair Verona where we lay our scene, Two star-crossed lovers with a comic sheen, Their tale of woe is quite absurd, But it’s the funniest you’ve ever heard. Verse 1 [Change Key to G Major] Juliet’s in a balcony high, Romeo whispers, “Hey, what’s up, shy?” She says, “Yo, I’m locked in my room,” He’s like, “Cool, can you come down soon?” Chorus [Key: G Major] Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? In the bushes, saying, “Hey, don’t you know?” Juliet, Juliet, on that balcony, Laughing at our love, so comically. Verse 2 [Change Key to D Major] Their parents fight, they squabble and feud, But Romeo and Juliet are in a good mood. They send each other memes all night, Laughing together, everything’s alright. Chorus [Key: D Major] Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? In the bushes, saying, “Hey, don’t you know?” Juliet, Juliet, on that balcony, Laughing at our love, so comically. Bridge [Change Key to A Major] But then comes the drama, a twist in the plot, A fake death potion that Romeo got. Juliet wakes up, sees him on the floor, “Hey, this isn’t funny!” she yells once more. Verse 3 [Key: A Major] She pokes him and he wakes with a grin, “That was a good nap, now where’ve you been?” They both laugh, their plan was a mess, But love and laughter, they both confess. Chorus [Key: A Major] Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? In the bushes, saying, “Hey, don’t you know?” Juliet, Juliet, on that balcony, Laughing at our love, so comically. Outro [Key: C Major] So here’s to the lovers with a humorous twist, Their love story ends with a kiss and a fist. In fair Verona, they’re laughing still, Romeo and Juliet, the couple who will.