Lyrics
Intro
[Key: C Major, 4/4 Time Signature]
In fair Verona where we lay our scene,
Two star-crossed lovers with a comic sheen,
Their tale of woe is quite absurd,
But it’s the funniest you’ve ever heard.
Verse 1
[Change Key to G Major]
Juliet’s in a balcony high,
Romeo whispers, “Hey, what’s up, shy?”
She says, “Yo, I’m locked in my room,”
He’s like, “Cool, can you come down soon?”
Chorus
[Key: G Major]
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
In the bushes, saying, “Hey, don’t you know?”
Juliet, Juliet, on that balcony,
Laughing at our love, so comically.
Verse 2
[Change Key to D Major]
Their parents fight, they squabble and feud,
But Romeo and Juliet are in a good mood.
They send each other memes all night,
Laughing together, everything’s alright.
Chorus
[Key: D Major]
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
In the bushes, saying, “Hey, don’t you know?”
Juliet, Juliet, on that balcony,
Laughing at our love, so comically.
Bridge
[Change Key to A Major]
But then comes the drama, a twist in the plot,
A fake death potion that Romeo got.
Juliet wakes up, sees him on the floor,
“Hey, this isn’t funny!” she yells once more.
Verse 3
[Key: A Major]
She pokes him and he wakes with a grin,
“That was a good nap, now where’ve you been?”
They both laugh, their plan was a mess,
But love and laughter, they both confess.
Chorus
[Key: A Major]
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
In the bushes, saying, “Hey, don’t you know?”
Juliet, Juliet, on that balcony,
Laughing at our love, so comically.
Outro
[Key: C Major]
So here’s to the lovers with a humorous twist,
Their love story ends with a kiss and a fist.
In fair Verona, they’re laughing still,
Romeo and Juliet, the couple who will.
