Stuck in the Mud

(Verse 1) Well, it started as a shortcut, just before the bridge, Thought I’d save some time on my way to Ridge. But my rusty Ford had a different plan, Now here I sit, where no truck should land. (Verse 2) The path looked dry under the summer sun, Who knew it’d swallow trucks just for fun? A little slip, a slide, then a sink, Now I'm parked in the mud, too shocked to think. (Chorus) Stuck in the mud, it's a wild ride, My trusty Ford's now a ship at high tide. Laugh if you must, I’ve already cried, Call up my pals—it's towin' time. (Verse 3) Sally rode by, with her new Jeep, Thought she’d pull me out, from my mess so deep. But fate’s got humor, now she’s stuck too, Two good trucks down, what we gonna do? (Bridge) Here we sit, trading tales of woe, Two trucks, two friends, in a mud rodeo. Then Jake rolls in, with his winch and a grin, "Third time's the charm," but where do we begin? (Chorus) Stuck in the mud, it's a wild ride, Our trucks are boats that don’t mind the tide. Laugh if you must, we’ve already cried, It's a party now, in the great divide. (Verse 4) Jake ties up a line, gives a mighty yank, But all he gets is his winch to thank. Now three of us laughing, what else to do? Stuck in the mud, but the skies are blue. (Chorus) Stuck in the mud, it's a wild ride, Our trucks are boats that don’t mind the tide. Laugh if you must, we’ve already cried, It's a party now, in the great divide. (Outro) If you ever find yourself stuck like us, Don't fret, don't fuss, and don’t cuss. Just enjoy the view, and your good friends’ fuss, Life’s too short, for missing the bus. (Chorus) Stuck in the mud, it's a wild ride, Laughing together on nature's slide. Three trucks down, what a sight to abide, In the mud, we find where our joys reside.