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I asked my horse if he stole my book, he said "neigh", it wasn't him,
But I found it later in the barn, tucked under his hay-limbed limb.
I once tried to catch fog, but I mist, it slipped right through,
And when I told my dog this tale, he just said, "Well, I dew."
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I told the moon I'd steal the sun to make its night less dark,
It laughed and said, "You'll find, my friend, that's a lumen-ous remark."
I asked the river why it's rich, it said "I have my liquid assets,"
But the ocean's deeper, it confessed, "I've got more current debts."
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My chicken sings each morning, her voice is eggs-traordinary,
But when she takes a break, she says, "I'm just feeling poultry."
I had a job crushin' cans, it was soda pressing, true,
But I quit 'cause recycling jokes felt a bit canned too.
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My tractor broke down yesterday, left me quite furrowed in despair,
I said, "You’re just tired," it replied, "No, I'm ex-tractor-dinarily aware."
I had a friend who was a road, told me he always felt stepped on,
But he found his path in life, said, "I’ve got miles to go before I’m gone."
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I once wooed a magnet, thought we had an attractive force,
But she said, "Our polarity's off," and left without remorse.
A pencil told me it was pointless, felt it couldn't leave a mark,
I sharpened its wit, it wrote a joke, and lit up the room with a lark.
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Dads, with their jokes so cheesy, they make us groan and sigh,
But in every eye roll and chuckle, there’s love that money can't buy.
They’re the kings of the barbecue, masters of the grill,
Saying, "Steak it easy," with a laugh that's a thrill.
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As we end this song, with the horizon aglow,
Let’s raise a glass to dads, the best punsters we know.
May our paths be lit with their wisdom so rad,
Here’s to the laughter, the love, the dad.
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