Unfortunate Beard

[Verse] Woke up this morning Saw in the mirror My mustache grew crazy Oh dear oh dear [Verse 2] Chin looks like desert Patchy and weird No style no fashion Unfortunate beard [Chorus] Why can't I grow it Why can't it be full This patchy madness Breakin' all the rules [Verse 3] Tried all the oils Tried all the creams Still my beard's failin' Not like my dreams [Chorus] Why can't I grow it Why can't it be full This patchy madness Breakin' all the rules [Bridge] Cover it with a mask Or keep it really short I even tried a fake one But it felt like sport