Beam Me Up, Captain

[Verse] In the depths of the final frontier Where Vulcan meets Human, so sincere Kirk and Spock, they had something unique A bond that's strong, it's beyond critique (ooh yeah) [Chorus] Kirk and Spock, they got that slash fiction Boldly going where no one's been Captain and First Officer, defying physics Love in space, it's illogical but oh so true [Verse 2] Captain Kirk, he's a ladies' man But his heart beats for the Vulcan clan Spock, emotionless, cold as ice But his love for Kirk will suffice (oh-oh-oh-oh)