Sophisticated Escape

Tux's been tootin' on the scene Clearing out the pastures green Fields are empty where he roams Yeah, that dog can clear some homes His rumble's strong, don't misconstrue (Tux is true) Stinkin' up from east to west Nature's call, he's acing tests Rolling hills now hold his scent Clear a path wherever he's went Laughter rings as he struts through (Tux, we knew) A whiff of doom, they fear his toot He’s a canine with a gas-fueled suit Neighbors brace as he passes through (Tux, the blast, the legend grew) Puffs of terror, tails they wag His belly's full, no need to brag When Tux arrives, you can't mistake The quivering ground, the slight earthquake But it ain't bad, it's just his way To say hello, brighten your day His toots are loud, can't ignore (Tux, oh Tux, you're never a bore) In the meadows, he's a beast Air is shaking at his feast Critters running from the blast From Tux's toots, there's no outlast His rear's a cannon, no taboo (Tux, it's true)