Captain Gout

[Verse] Captain Gout on duty Armor's shiny but he's moody Got the brightest smile so sweet Gout makes him limp on his feet [Verse 2] Polite knight he bows with care Love for sausage everywhere Not a doc but he’s quite keen On fighting battles in between [Chorus] Captain Gout oh Captain Gout Limping hero with no doubt In his heart the fire’s loud Brave and true he stands so proud [Verse 3] Loves his sausage spicy hot Fights with honor on the spot Knows the code of chivalry Just don’t ask about his knee [Verse 4] Gout attack but he's still brave In the battlefield He'll save Every soul with all his might Polite paladin shining bright [Chorus] Captain Gout oh Captain Gout Limping hero with no doubt In his heart the fire’s loud Brave and true he stands so proud