Throne Clash

[Verse] Yo, listen up, I'm 'bout to tell a tale 'Bout a young man named Rajesh, afraid to set sail To the porcelain throne, he couldn't handle the heat So he took his business to the sandy beach (ooh-yeah) But Rajesh wasn't alone in his strife In India, there were others with the same problem in life Fear of the toilet, it's a common plight But they found a solution, they ready to fight (let's go) [Chorus] It's a throne clash, no need to be shy We ain't afraid, we stand tall, oh my! We poop on the beach, watch the waves crash Representin' India, defyin' the splash (oooh)