Ode to Steven Pinker

[melodic guitar intro] [verse 1] Things today aren't that bad, but you can pretend I guess, That the old days were smoother sailin’. And if that gives you a reason for your stress, You won’t like what I’m detailin’. Look around! we're all much better off Then whatever time you choose. So maybe we've all just gotten soft, And we’re just looking for an excuse. [chorus] Don't drink from the social media poisoned well Of discontent 'bout joy, and wealth, and crime. 'Cause as every decade turns, the truth will surely tell, That we’re living in the best of times. (we’re living in the best of times). [verse 2] People post their lives for show, like apples at a stand, And you can’t pull yourself away. Smilin' wide, big life events, the low stuff never lands. But it would really be okay… If you would shut it down and turn away, Only pay attention to what's important, Then happiness and harmony, Will come at you in a torrent. [chorus] Don't drink from the social media poisoned well, Of discontent 'bout joy, wealth, and crime. 'Cause every decade turns, the story truth will tell, That we’re living in the best of times. (we’re living in the best of times). [verse 3] Some carry real burdens, heavy as mountain granite. While others spin high-drama mirages Like they’re the only ones on the planet. Cut loose from that mess, recognize the causes. [bridge] Shut it down and look around at lives that came before. You have so much more. (so much more!) [chorus] Don't drink from the social media poisoned well Of discontent 'bout joy, wealth, and crime 'Cause every decade turns, the truth will tell We’re living in the best of times. (we’re living in the best of times). [musical outro]