Bacon Beard Bob

[Verse 1] There once was a man from a small little town, He had a peculiar, bacon-y crown, His beard wasn't hair, no, not a single strand, It was crispy, and greasy, a sight so grand. [Chorus] Oh, Bacon Beard Bob, you're a sight to behold, With your savory whiskers, worth their weight in gold, Every morning a sizzle, every night a delight, You're the bacon king, shining so bright! [Musical Interlude] [Verse 2] He'd walk down the street, folks would gather around, "Can I get a nibble?" they'd eagerly sound, His beard smelled of breakfast, eggs on the side, With a bacon beard, he wore his pride. [Chorus] Oh, Bacon Beard Bob, you're a sight to behold, With your savory whiskers, worth their weight in gold, Every morning a sizzle, every night a delight, You're the bacon king, shining so bright! [Solo] [Bridge] At night he would dream of a bacon-y land, Where beards like his were in high demand, Pancake moustaches and sausage hair, In the kingdom of breakfast, he'd be the heir. [Interlude] [Verse 3] One day a chef with a twinkle in his eye, Said, "Bob, your beard makes me want to fry," A deal was struck, and it wasn't too long, Bob's Bacon Beard was the star of a song. [Chorus] Oh, Bacon Beard Bob, you're a sight to behold, With your savory whiskers, worth their weight in gold, Every morning a sizzle, every night a delight, You're the bacon king, shining so bright! [Melodic Interlude] [Verse 3] One day a chef with a twinkle in his eye, Said, "Bob, your beard makes me want to fry," A deal was struck, and it wasn't too long, Bob's Bacon Beard was the star of a song. [Chorus] Oh, Bacon Beard Bob, you're a sight to behold, With your savory whiskers, worth their weight in gold, Every morning a sizzle, every night a delight, You're the bacon king, shining so bright! [Melodic Interlude] [Outro] So raise a toast to Bob and his beard so divine, A crispy creation, truly one of a kind, In the hall of fame for beards so weird, Stands our hero Bob, with his bacon beard.