The Stat Man

[Verse] Hey now, let me tell you 'bout a new sensation A game within the game, it's all about calculation (calculation) We got advanced stats, they'll blow your mind away From WAR to wOBA, they'll make your day (oh-oh) [Verse 2] Batting average, RBI, they're the classics, that's true But let me introduce you to some stats that are new (you) OPS+, it's a measure of a player's power And OBP, it tells you who's got the golden shower (ooh-ooh) [Chorus] I'm the Stat Man, breaking it down (oh, oh) You better watch out, boy, 'cause I wear the crown (crown) With sabermetrics, I'm in control (control) I'll show you the numbers, and you'll never let go (never let go)