P-Trap Rap (plumbing mnemonic)

(Intro: A slow build with a deep bass drop) Yeah, it's the P-Trap Flow, Gotta keep it low, keep it tight, let’s go! (Verse 1) In the bathroom, under the sink, what do you think? It’s the P-trap, keepin' it clean, no stink. Water locked, blockin' the gas, that's the task, Hold it back, no sneak attack, no need to ask. Hookin' it down, curve so profound, Plumbing profound, water’s playground. Curved like a "P", it’s easy to see, It’s the trap life for me, the trap life for me. (Chorus) P-trap, hold it down, water in the crown, Keep the air clean, no gas around. Trap so tight, no smell in sight, P-trap flow, we do it right! (Verse 2) Installation, no frustration, got the formation, Lock it in, twist it tight, perfect creation. No leak, seal peak, that technique unique, It’s the plumbing speak, make your bathroom chic. Round the bend, let’s defend, odors suspend, That’s the P-trap blend, to the very end. Innovate, circulate, let it resonate, Plumbing fate, appreciate, let’s celebrate. (Chorus) P-trap, hold it down, water in the crown, Keep the air clean, no gas around. Trap so tight, no smell in sight, P-trap flow, we do it right! (Bridge) From the sink to the john, where you yawn, P-trap’s on, dusk till dawn, Never wrong, stay strong, sing this song, P-trap king, wear the crown, wear it long. (Outro) So next time you flush, remember us, P-trap heroes, in pipes we trust. Flow so slick, no trick, it’s the pick, P-trap rap, hit it quick, that’s the magic. (Beat fades out with a subtle echo of water dripping) (Verse 1) In the bathroom, under the sink, what do you think? It’s the P-trap, keepin' it clean, no stink. Water locked, blockin' the gas, that's the task, Hold it back, no sneak attack, no need to ask. Hookin' it down, curve so profound, Plumbing profound, water’s playground. Curved like a "P", it’s easy to see, It’s the trap life for me, the trap life for me. (Chorus) P-trap, hold it down, water in the crown, Keep the air clean, no gas around. Trap so tight, no smell in sight, P-trap flow, we do it right! (Verse 2) Installation, no frustration, got the formation, Lock it in, twist it tight, perfect creation. No leak, seal peak, that technique unique, It’s the plumbing speak, make your bathroom chic. Round the bend, let’s defend, odors suspend, That’s the P-trap blend, to the very end. Innovate, circulate, let it resonate, Plumbing fate, appreciate, let’s celebrate. So next time you flush, remember us, P-trap heroes, in pipes we trust. Flow so slick, no trick, it’s the pick, P-trap rap, hit it quick, that’s the magic. (Beat fades out with a subtle echo of water dripping)