Squirrels in a Car

(Verse 1) In a quaint little town, by the woods so green, Lived a man whose car was always unseen, Every morning he'd wake up with a shock, His car gone again, down the block. He'd yell to the neighbors, "It's those squirrels, I swear!", But they'd just shake their heads, thinking he's unaware, "How can squirrels take a car?" they'd all say, Leaving him frustrated day after day. (Chorus) Squirrels in the woods, with mischievous plans, Stealing his car with their tiny hands, No one believes him, it's a tale so bizarre, Poor man can't drive, thanks to those squirrels afar. (Verse 2) He set up cameras, traps, and alarms, But those furry thieves had their own charms, They'd outsmart him every single time, Leaving him with a puzzle, a crime sublime. He tried to catch them in the act, But they were too quick, that's a fact, His friends would chuckle, "You're pulling our leg!" But he knew the truth, the squirrels he'd dread. (Chorus) Squirrels in the woods, with mischievous plans, Stealing his car with their tiny hands, No one believes him, it's a tale so bizarre, Poor man can't drive, thanks to those squirrels afar. (Bridge) He consulted experts, hired a detective, But the squirrels' skills were too effective, They'd hotwire the engine, drive with glee, Leaving him wondering, "How can this be?" (Verse 3) One day he woke to a strange sight, The squirrels lined up, in the morning light, With tiny keys dangling from their tails, They waved goodbye, leaving behind trails. He ran to his car, disbelief in his eyes, They had returned it, to his surprise, He drove to town, with a grin so wide, Telling everyone, "The squirrels took me for a ride!" (Chorus) Squirrels in the woods, with mischievous plans, Stealing his car with their tiny hands, Now they've returned it, he's the star, No more stolen rides, thanks to those squirrels afar. (Outro) So remember this tale, when things seem absurd, Sometimes it's nature's whims, and that's the word, The man and the squirrels, an unlikely pair, In a town where anything can happen, beware! [End] (Outro) So remember this tale, when things seem absurd, Sometimes it's nature's whims, and that's the word, The man and the squirrels, an unlikely pair, In a town where anything can happen, beware! [End]