Dave's Spicy Garlic Sauce

[Verse] Down at Dave's diner, where the sign creaks in the breeze, He's got a secret recipe that's knocking folks to their knees, It's his spicy garlic sauce, with a fire you can't ignore, Burns from your lips, right down to your core. [Verse 2] Took a bite of them wings, thought I was tough, But that sauce hit my tongue, Lord, it was rough, Eyes started watering, sweat poured like a flood, Never knew a condiment could feel like a blood. [Chorus] Need some milk, oh please, ease this flame, Dave's spicy garlic sauce, driving me insane, It's hot, oh it's hot, like the burning sun, But I'll keep coming back, 'cause pain never felt so fun. [Verse 3] Old Joe at the counter, he gave me a grin, Said, "Son, you're a rookie, we’ve all been where you’ve been, That sauce is a legend, it’s hotter than the July sun, You’ll need a jug of milk before your battle's won." [Verse 4] Mary in the kitchen, she's stirring that pot, Said, "We don't give the recipe, that's all that we've got, It's a family heirloom, passed down from the start, Just a nip on your tongue, and it'll light up your heart." [Chorus] Need some milk, oh please, ease this flame, Dave's spicy garlic sauce, driving me insane, It's hot, oh it's hot, like the burning sun, But I'll keep coming back, 'cause pain never felt so fun.