WHY THE PHUCK DID YOU BREAK THE PASTA

[Verse] Why the phuck did you break the pasta You know it hurts my Italian soul In the kitchen we were a disaster Our love slipped where the noodles roll [Verse 2] You took the spaghetti snapped it in two Like my heart when you said we're through The sauce was ready our romance sore But you broke the pasta now we're no more [Chorus] Oh why the phuck did you break the pasta Oh it's a crime against the taste You shattered the dreams of our cucina Now I'm left with an empty plate [Bridge] Memories of amore in every bite Cries of mama in the night We danced we cooked under Tuscan skies Now it's gone with broken pasta ties [Verse 3] Together we made a perfect pair Just like pasta needs some tender care But you took the strands split them apart And it broke more than just my heart [Chorus] Oh why the phuck did you break the pasta Oh it's a crime against the taste You shattered the dreams of our cucina Now I'm left with an empty plate