The legend of Rian Murray

[intro] [verse] Rian Murray was a bloke who lived a faithful life he never raised his hand on his beloved wedded wife he worked hard every day to get the bread upon the shelf but enclosed a secret that he would keep for himself [chorus] he might seem pretty normal in a town down by the sea he owned a boat that he carved out an ancient old oak tree he had a crew of twenty dirty filthy piece of scum they wouldn't drink a drop of whiskey they preferred the rum [verse] on weekdays he would work like many other people do nobody seems to notice he wore not a second shoe the only there to know were his mates working on the deck a living soul would not have known he had a wooden leg [chorus] he might seem pretty normal in a town down by the sea he owned a boat that he carved out an ancient old oak tree he had a crew of twenty dirty filthy piece of scum they wouldn't drink a drop of whiskey they preferred the rum [verse] on weekends they would sail out make mayhem in the bay they would be singing shanties like real pirates in the day always looking out to find a treasure full of real gold but always in disguise the secret would not be unfold [chorus] he might seem pretty normal in a town down by the sea he owned a boat that he carved out an ancient old oak tree he had a crew of twenty dirty filthy piece of scum they wouldn't drink a drop of whiskey they preferred the rum [verse] one day a member of the crew would have to walk the plank he talked about the secrets cause of all the rum he drank they keelhauled him and no one ever seen his face no more his arms and legs were bound so he would never reach the shore [chorus] he might seem pretty normal in a town down by the sea he owned a boat that he carved out an ancient old oak tree he had a crew of twenty dirty filthy piece of scum they wouldn't drink a drop of whiskey they preferred the rum [bridge] so now you know the legend of the bloke Rian Murray but never tell the secret or you'll have a price to pay whenever someone ask you something you'll better play dumb instead of getting keelhauled think about to drink some good rum [chorus] he might seem pretty normal in a town down by the sea he owned a boat that he carved out an ancient old oak tree he had a crew of twenty dirty filthy piece of scum they wouldn't drink a drop of whiskey they preferred the rum [outro]