Harvesting Giggles

(Verse 1) In my farmer boots, I strut the land, Chasing chickens, with rake in hand. Feeding the masses, with a farmer's flair, Ending food poverty, with seeds and care. With a cow that jokes and a pig that grins, I'm the stand-up comic of the farming bins. (Chorus) I'm a farmer, a comedic virtuoso, Spreading joy faster than corn can grow. Custodian of the land, keeping it green, So future generations can join in the farming scene. With a laugh in the breeze and a chuckle in the soil, I'm sowing happiness with every toil. (Verse 2) From dawn to dusk, I'm the farmyard clown, With a tractor that hums and a sheep that frowns. With a joke for the rooster and a pun for the bee, I'm living the comedy of agriculture, free. With a scarecrow pal and a twinkle in my eye, I'm harvesting giggles 'neath the sunny sky. (Bridge) Through mud and mirth, I plow ahead, With humor as my crop, my field well-fed. With a carrot for a nose and a grin so wide, I'll keep on farming, with laughter as my guide. With a giggle in the soil and a chuckle in the air, I'm the comedic conductor of the farming fair. (Verse 2) From dawn to dusk, I'm the farmyard clown, With a tractor that hums and a sheep that frowns. With a joke for the rooster and a pun for the bee, I'm living the comedy of agriculture, free. With a scarecrow pal and a twinkle in my eye, I'm harvesting giggles 'neath the sunny sky. (Bridge) Through mud and mirth, I plow ahead, With humor as my crop, my field well-fed. With a carrot for a nose and a grin so wide, I'll keep on farming, with laughter as my guide. With a giggle in the soil and a chuckle in the air, I'm the comedic conductor of the farming fair. (Chorus) I'm a farmer, a jokester extraordinaire, Planting laughter with seeds of care. Custodian of the land, keeping it green, So future generations can revel in the farming scene. With a jest for the wind and a quip for the rain, I'm harvesting joy, it's my comic refrain. (Outro) So here's to the farmers, the jesters divine, Bringing laughter to fields, like sparkling wine. With a shovel in hand and a smile on my face, I'll keep on farming, in the funniest of ways! With a cow that dances and a pig that sings, We'll keep on farming, spreading joy on our wings.