Captain Malcolm

[Verse 1] Let me tell you all a story, about a captain oh the glory He sailed the seven seas, crossed the map to find some cheese The mad man never knew, just what he was about to do When he and his ship fell into the krakens grip [Verse 2] Into Davy Jones locker lost a leg oh what a shocker With his crew and a keg of rum, he knew he wouldn't succumb To the madness he had inside, vengence would not be denied The countdown had begun, the kraken would be undone [Chorus] Oh Captain Malcolm, his quest it had come Wanted a wheel of cheese, from across the 7 seas Now hes lost a leg, and gained a peg His tail had just begun. [Verse 3] Days had passed, but he escaped, that cursed place was all pear-shaped. Back on the seas with the quest for cheese, that old sea breeze kept him at ease. But danger loomed, the chase resumed He would not rest until vegence bloomed, the krackens head will be consumed! [Chorus] Oh Captain Malcolm, his quest it had come Wanted a wheel of cheese, from across the 7 seas Now hes lost a leg, and gained a peg His tail had just begun. [Verse 4] Man those cannons! No ammo left only salmons. Blast the beasty, what awaits will be a feasty. Long gone is the quest for cheese, tenticles wrapped around our knees. We own these seas, we do what we please. The kracken is down, we take its crown, cook it up and hit the town. [Chorus] Oh Captain Malcolm, his quest it had come Wanted a wheel of cheese, from across the 7 seas Now hes lost a leg, and gained a peg His tail had just begun. Oh Captain Malcolm, his quest it had come Wanted a wheel of cheese, from across the 7 seas Now hes lost a leg, and gained a peg His tail had just begun.