Wake’s Real Life Wi-Fi Woes

(Verse 1) Yo, I’m sittin’ on the couch, got my snacks in tow, But my Wi-Fi’s slower than a turtle, bro. Bufferin’ wheel spinnin’, takin’ all my time, Netflix laughin’ at me, it’s a streamin’ crime. (Chorus) Wi-Fi Woes, in my humble abode, Can’t load a video, man, this internet’s old. Wi-Fi Woes, got me feelin’ so low, Might have to read a book, oh no, oh no! (Verse 2) Tried to call my ISP, but they put me on hold, Waitin’ so long, I’m gettin’ grey and old. Reset the router, did the dance, oh dear, But the signal’s still weaker than my grandma’s hearing, yeah. (Chorus) Wi-Fi Woes, in my humble abode, Can’t load a video, man, this internet’s old. Wi-Fi Woes, got me feelin’ so low, Might have to read a book, oh no, oh no! (Bridge) Livin’ in a dead zone, where the signal won’t roam, Got me feelin’ like I’m back in the stone age alone. But I’ll keep refreshin’, got hope in my soul, One day my Wi-Fi will reach its goal. (Chorus) Wi-Fi Woes, in my humble abode, Can’t load a video, man, this internet’s old. Wi-Fi Woes, got me feelin’ so low, Might have to read a book, oh no, oh no! (Outro) Wi-Fi Woes, oh, the struggle is real, But one day I’ll stream without the bufferin’ ordeal. Wi-Fi Woes, I’ll keep fightin’ the fight, One day my internet will be fast and bright!