Discordant Serenade

Guitars screech, out of tune strums A cacophony that leaves you numb This verse is flat, that chorus split An accidental fart, we'll admit Oops, there it goes, another blip Just a track with a lot of slips Here's a song, about nothing at all It's off the charts, 'cause it won't chart We play our tune, but the notes are all wrong Harmony's gone, it's a miss not a hit Rest in peace, melody We tried to sing, but the pitch fell apart Bass is dropping, but it’s dropping the ball A rhythm section that’s bound to appall Drum hits are sloppy, timing’s a miss It’s an anthem of chaos, not a moment of bliss Burps in the mic, with a snare that's delayed It's a musical fail, in every way it's played