Master of Avoidance

**[Verse 1]** Long to-do list, tasks I resist, Avoiding chores, I just can't persist. Instead of tackling, I retreat, Find a cozy nook, take a seat. **[Chorus]** Playing hide and seek with my duties, Escaping tasks as if they’re cooties. Master of avoidance, I roam free, You’ll find me chilling, not where I should be. **[Verse 2]** Laundry mountains, dish art displays, I’m on the couch, lost in gameplays. Ignoring calls, letting emails stack, In the slacker’s realm, I lead the pack. **[Chorus]** Playing hide and seek with my duties, Escaping tasks as if they’re cooties. Master of avoidance, I roam free, You’ll find me chilling, not where I should be. **[Bridge]** Should clean, should care, But then, why spoil this perfect lair? Mastering the minimal, slacking’s my art, In procrastination, I play my part. **[Verse 3]** Phone rings, emails ding, More intrigued by the bird’s wing. Someday, maybe, I’ll sort through, But today, I’ve better to do. **[Chorus]** Playing hide and seek with my duties, Escaping tasks as if they’re cooties. Master of avoidance, I roam free, You’ll find me chilling, not where I should be. [Outro] Cheers to us who dodge and delay, Life’s too brief to not stray. Tomorrow's another chance to start, For now, I’m lost in the art of being apart.