Pet Psychic Hotline

[Intro] [Fast-paced rap] Yo, welcome to the pet psychic hotline, what's on your mind? [Verse - Client 1] I swear my hamster has gone completely rogue, It’s like he’s a master thief and we’re in a heist episode. He builds his own escape routes, leaves the cage at will, Snacks up, returns again, this rodent’s got some skills. [Verse - Response 1] This hamster’s aura is glowing, chakras spinning around, His third eye’s wide open for snacks on the ground. Let’s align his energies, send the munchies away, He’ll groove in cosmic bliss, and practice his tricks all day. [Verse - Client 2] My lizard is looking suspicious, I see a coup coming soon, He’s sneaking around corners, plotting against my rule. I’m telling you, this reptile’s out to take my crown, Tell me psychic, is he scheming to take me down? [Verse - Response 2] He may be planning something big, but fear not, my friend, His reptilian tongue speaks of peace, not your reign’s end. Put up some shining crystals to make his fortress grand, His aura will flow calmly, and you’ll still hold command. [Chorus] At the pet psychic hotline, we know every pet’s case, From the smallest to the largest, we can win the chase. So bring us your critters, no matter how wild, We’re here to help this rodent’s got some skills. [Verse - Response 1] [Female] This hamster’s aura is glowing, chakras spinning around, His third eye’s wide open for snacks on the ground. Let’s align his energies, send the munchies away, He’ll groove in cosmic bliss, and practice his tricks all day. [Verse - Client 2] [Male] My lizard is looking suspicious, I see a coup coming soon, He’s sneaking around corners, plotting against my rule. I’m telling you, this reptile’s out to take my crown, Tell me psychic, is he scheming to take me down? [Verse - Response 2] [Female] He may be planning something big, but fear not, my friend, His reptilian tongue speaks of peace, not your reign’s end. Put up some shining crystals to make his fortress grand, His aura will flow calmly, and you’ll still hold command. [Chorus] At the pet psychic hotline, we know every pet’s case, From the smallest to the largest, we can win the chase. So bring us your critters, no matter how wild, We’re here to help and to make you smile. [Piano Outro] [End]