Fast Food Done Fast

Hello, welcome to McDonalds, what can I get you, Uh can you please get me a whopper double smacker giant whapacker alamacker smacker fracker in me knackers, let loose the brown mongoose from the mickie slapper triple meat stacker put in a compacter now looking more like a cracker smooshed on the plate filled with moist paste that taste's great when delivered by freight. In addition, I humbly request only the finest of drinks, Give me thine Coke without the smoke, make sure its not given by some bloke and less ice or else ill choke and do so for all these fine folk who are broke. UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM sir this is a Wendy's. wait but you said it was micke mouse's McDonald house. No, not true, we regret to inform you are at a burger king. wha- scratch that, taco bell. this is Schrodinger's fast food, be faster! little shit! because we are a cracker-barrel